Yea, but it’s more charming when that “plucky underdog” narrative is playing out in the group stages of the WC, not against a glorified D3 college team (Canada) or the UNSTOPPABLE MIGHT OF TWO NATIONS (Trinidad AND Tobago, cheaters)

They wouldn’t let my drunk ass order from the drive thru back in college so I stole their late night menu sign. It sits proudly in my kitchen to this day.

Why any American corporation thinks the path to riches goes through China is beyond me.

My guest family taught me to make two cuts, one lengthwise and one horizontally, to represent the cross and to make it easier to eat. I had no clue there was another type of weisswurst and I thought everyone here was absolutely psycho eating the casing, lol

Be sure to print the yelp review out and tape it to the brick you’ll be throwing through the window for maximum effect

DUDE NYC pizza is good, but let’s be real. It’s crap. Cheap crap. Get over it.

It’s straight up USSR-style gaslighting. “Comrade Morey was mistaken, you see, he was just ignorant, pay no heed to the fool’s words” might as well have come from the lips of Brezhnev

per capita GDP of $9,000! These capitalist ghouls aren’t even chasing real dollars; they’re chasing some theoretical, potential, not-real-yet-but-might-be-in-15-years “growth,” growth that could be taken from them at any time if they don’t tow the CCP line. It’s mega dumb.

The Chinese per capita GDP (as far as we know, lord knows how true it is) is $9,000. It is so, so disingenuous to claim their market is 4X ours based on some theoretical future where those billions of people are above our poverty line. The NBA, Blizzard, everyone who bows down to the CCP does so for some potential…

I’m sure the people in HK who will be kidnapped to reeducation camps if CCP gets their way find it all so very tiresome too, how inconvenient.

bahahahaha fuck that and fuck you if you buy it

Gross in what way? I really don’t get the self righteousness from Americans, who live in a country rife with human rights abuses.

AV Club sure doesn’t have much love for the humble Ivory Tower Humorist!

he’s a psycho, he was busy ranting about how the South should secede because they’re all trash a few articles ago, someone’s been online too much...

It arrived mixed and rested from a central baker; they did the proofing and baking.

Yea paying for something that you then don’t receive nor get a refund for, I wonder why someone might be disgruntled

The bread is baked on-site. Or at least used to be; my wife had to get up at 3am every morning right out of college to have everything ready for breakfast rush.

You, like so many Europeans, have decided that because you have yet to have your reckoning with your horrific racial history that it must not be as bad/not exist. I’ve seen and heard in person the way Europeans talk about Turks and refugees. You live in a dream world that does not reflect reality.

Wow, ignorant and classist, what a combo!