It did not stop him from ruining teams containing the likes of Kobe and Harden, let alone Milsap, Walker, and John Wall (that last one’s not really on him.) He’s been on playoff/championship caliber teams more than the likes of the Wizards, so the claim he’s been on tanking teams and someone like LBJ will keep him in…

I literally thought not five seconds after clicking publish “oh wait dude’s never pulled a pistol out on a teammate lol nevermind, top 5, at least,” you’re 100% right. Let’s say #1 active player.

I don’t think you’re wrong per se with his on-court production; he’s likely got some tread left on the tires and before his injury last year was still putting up gaudy rebound numbers

bahahahah stick a fork in your season Lakers, it’s over before it even begins. And step on up and grab your award for being ruined by this colossal dork before and deciding to come get seconds

That’s because a solid 90% of “libertarians” calling themselves that are just too embarrassed to call themselves what they really are: Republicans.

Yea this is what’s pissing me off. “THEY’RE ALL VAPPINNNNGG OOOooooo”

“Top ten reasons why the Yankees and Red Sox are the only teams worth writing about”

Bi-weekly occurrence in my office, someone left stranded as their mouse charges. I am ever so kind and let them use my older Logitech that I kept around specifically because of that stupid mouse design. Apple mice suck and always have.

Favors, how do they work? Rocky doesn’t owe you shit, take the L and get over it. Being Trump supporters, they should already know what it’s like being left holding the bill. How’s the other side of that shoe taste, dorks?

...I hate to be pedantic, but football fields are already 120 yards.

Rugby makes do with the posts up front, too. Though now that you mention it a kid did get paralyzed by the damn things at a nearby school while I was playing it a while back. Why these sports haven’t adopted something similar to an American gridiron upright is beyond me, though. Even something put a few yards back…

I got paid an hourly rate to broadcast soccer and women’s basketball at my absolutely terrible D3 college. Anyone doing this for free for a freaking D1 program that owns its own broadcasting network is an idiot scab who take a long jump off a short pier.

And the way he talks about the Tribe is identical to how the GOP talks about the other two groups trying to poach votes. All Sturm und Drang about “staying on the plantation” or “the Dems are using you” or “Disloyalty” with absolutely zero actions behind the rhetoric for anyone from these groups to justify voting…

But hardly impossible, and if she’s early 30s that means she was a teen in the 00s and I can speak from firsthand experience on how easy finding things online had gotten by that point

He also picked up the coveted “most Georgian thing of the day” with his comment about loving Florida and calling places like Alabama “back-ass,” that’s definitely my peoples right there

If Kelly is 40 that would put her as 16 in 1995. Regular people were definitely on AOL by that point.

The case of the flailing website so desperate for clicks it’s mining its own years-old content and passing it off as new

So were you born this way or have you just taken repeated blows to the head over your lifetime?

Seattle’s going to get hit with a good ole fashioned cease and desist from UAB in 3, 2, 1...

if we’re talking about stuff that holds up...