How any team could take a look at Howard’s past few years of futility and how he’s clearly locker-room cancer and think “oh hell yea sign us up” is beyond me, but for a team to go in for seconds? Truly galaxy brain stuff there, Lakers, please proceed.

1) The highest-paid coach, Sean Payton, does not, in fact, make more than the players

“It was so long ago, why is he bringing it up now?”

Your concern has been noted and filed to the complaint department

Because we are rapidly approaching an event horizon in which only a select few will have job security, with a governmental system all too happy throwing the rest of us to the wolves to scrape by whatever “busy work” as you put it is still available. If you can’t see the problems inherent in a system wherein there is…

TuSimple claims it can cut the average cost of shipping in a tractor-trailer by 30 percent.

10,000%. “Daddy said Peepaw told him his Gram gram was 1/16575th Cherokee Princess so I’m part Native American” is a very en vogue kind of thing to say amongst Cracker-Americans

God, this sucks. Prime Boogie was so, so much fun to watch, even with the various dumpster fires he’s been surrounded with his entire career

Georgia was decided by one percentage point in 2018, 60,000 votes. During a midterm, you know, the elections Democrats don’t show up to vote in? If you think Georgia can’t flip you’re as delusional as our state leadership on the subject.

The AVClub commentariat is handling this much, much better than Jezebel did regarding the first accusation, who collectively might as well have been lifted from Fox News the way they were victim blaming/shaming.

The legal brief is OUTRAGEOUS, these guys should have been taken out back the woodshed.

100% connected to the site in some way. He gets ungrayed too quickly to be anything else.

Because Coca-Cola (invented for temperance) isn’t hipster enough. This stuff is asinine.

Really? EPL, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga, Primeira, Championship, Argentina Superliga, Campeonato Brasilia, Liga MX, MLS, in no particular order. And last night ATL UTD whooped Club America, so, yea. Who am I forgetting? Don’t say Ligue 1 because that is PSG and literally noone else.

I mean, no-deal is going to suck. BUT the UK’s GDP is $2.2tn; the amount of cash involved in subprime mortgages in 2008 was something like $9tn. HOWEVER I think a few things are adding up to coalesce into something similar. A trillion from no-deal, a few trillion from car loans, a few trillion from student loans, a…

Jesus, how can anyone look at that chart and go “this is fine and nothing bad will happen from it”

1. Recycled plastic is pretty much bullshit gimmickry that is increasingly ebing abandoned due to diminishing returns from recycling it

The likes brought me back and it also just now occurs to me that someone is still super salty about 1999, a game that is now 20 years old. And I thought my fanhood was tragicomic.

That award sounds like it’s also handed out to combat medics.

Yea it now occurs to me, for all the shit you’ve talked about Matty Ice this year you follow a team whose QB is “What if Matt Ryan, but worse?”