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Another day, another crazy rambling douchebag who thinks they can copy Trump and win despite all evidence to the contrary

I wouldn’t go so far to say they outright cheated but the GOP won the governorship in Georgia by using every dirty trick in the book, and they still only won by one percentage point, during a midterm election. They’re in serious trouble and the vast majority of their leadership here is in total denial about it.

Yea I get the desire to mock Matty Ice for being boring and bland af but let’s be real, he’s one of the most statistically impressive QBs in league history and is on pace to outdo Drew Brees’ equally outrageous career numbers.

bahahahah how tf old are you? Kendrick Lamar is the first modern rapper on the list at TWENTY THREE, the majority of these guys are 90s/00s rappers

lol of course the new owner wants an MLS team. Charlotte is just discount Atlanta without the charm or culture. I leave that to you to decide how big a burn that is.

Bears repeating. Unless someone backs up the Brinks truck (talking an absolutely massive sum; Art Blank doesn’t care/need it) he’s not going anywhere during his prime.

Nominally I’d agree with you but can the Bowlcut afford to pay off Gruden *and* pick up another expensive hire? Like, maybe he does, but then the Raiders better hope whatever JuCo reject he pays $500k for doesn’t screw things up even more

If you’ve seen Hard Knocks yet you’ll know two things:

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I’ve had multiple conversations with folks who believe the Clinton stuff whole-cloth but will swear up and down Trump doesn’t even know the guy. Like, either you believe both are guilty or you believe neither are. Picking and choosing one over the other because he’s on your team is stupid.

You know what spurred Delta? A passenger brought a large pit, made it sit on his lap on an aisle seat, and the pit proceeded to MAUL the passenger next to him. Almost murdered the poor guy. “Quit being such a baby” indeed.

Is that Tommy boy Tom Brady? Are we supposed to like him? lol

The problem with our mutual educational experience with the “balanced” viewpoint is that all of the myriad causes of the war boil down to slavery and owning slaves. States rights! (to own slaves) The North was pressuring the South’s economy! (which was slave-based) The Senate wasn’t respecting Southern state’s…

Yea, this isn’t a hobby. This is hoarding. There is a big, big difference.

Yea, and we’d deserve the trash talking. I got all sorts of shit for Dubya when I lived in “Europe” (not a country? Whaaaa?) and I didn’t reply “yea well some people aren’t dickheads, just a plurality of them are!” I’m not the one kneejerk defending the indefensible because I know some very nice people who gleefully…

My guy we were ONE VOTE away from me losing my healthcare. Again I’m happy for you that it’s all abstract. It isn’t for me. Have a great life living so comfortably.

Yea, tune it alllll out, and have my healthcare stripped from me, my friends incarcerated because an abortion is technically a murder, immigrants marginalized even further and put in camps, and maybe, at the end of the day, die from a stray bullet shot from the barrel of a good guy with a gun, all courtesy of a…

You’re the one freaking out that someone called your beloved RED STATE Trumpconsin. People you know and love, probably very pleasant, perhaps even close friends, voted for and will continue to vote for policies that have resulted in crimes against humanity. I’m glad you can wave that away, I’m from Georgia, I’m having…

Scott Walker was your governor for 8 years. That wasn’t a mirage. You’re going to have to just accept the fact at least half your voting population are rightwingers.

So much this. Shit was cute in 2003, back when the Patriots were hopeless losers fresh out of playing in a glorified high school stadium; it is insufferable delusional bullshit to pretend there aren’t kids graduating from college who have never known a bad Pats team in 2019. They haven’t been underdogs for a long,…