I’M FROM THE FUTURE, STEP UP AND CLAAAIIIMMMM YOUR PRIZZZEEE

A PROPER CIDER THAT

“Replaced” is soulless corporate polite-speak for being fired. It’s a corporate two-fer: you get to avoid saying “fired” and you get to remind everyone else they find you absolutely inessential.

I hate to say it, but no half-measures. Full national legalization, full stop. Anything less is bullshit.

Fun fact: Antico can’t go a year without being caught and fined for wagetheft. They’re perfect for the Battery.

lol the NFCCG was ATL, not NYG

Oh, make no mistake, the two-bit yokels who used to make up Kobb’s Kounty Kommission wanted to own Atlanta so hard they shot their dick off. I don’t know if the Battery can ever be topped for bad stadium deals.

2k14 on the 360 was completely dependent on their server and I got to play about two months before it shut down, rendering the game unplayable beyond exhibition matches. Haven’t been back since. The NBA and NFL should care more than they do that their games have become disgusting hollow corpses that barely can be…

my cat’s obsessed with the moving pictures on screens. But he’s never focused on what we would call the focal point; if there’s a repeating pattern such as in the corner of Games Done Quick he’ll stare at it for minutes on end

He can kick it however he wants, his PK stats don’t lie, that insane wind-up is deadly.

“America First” was the actual, literal Nazi’s catchphrase during the 30s in America. Little turds like Miller use it with a wink and a nod as he brays about anti-Semitism.

Ding ding ding

That’s true of Google Maps and Waze, too, and they’re owned by the same company! It’s interesting how algorithms can adjust routes.

I wouldn’t call it a knock-off, but WC came first, and the Krystal’s founder was looking for something that would be recession-proof. So he borrowed the slider idea. They’re different enough though I wouldn’t say he ripped them off.

As if we don’t live in a world with basically limitless entertainment options, most of which contain zero politics.

Can you take this schtick to Splinter and Gizmodo? The trolls there suck and aren’t very good at it ;_;

Early reports out of Atlanta have exactly that happening, and then some. Turns out all the burbs are filled with immigrants and college-educated types who find this shit horrifying and disgusting, go figure

Yup. Funny thing, the human brain. $7.99 and you don’t even notice/care. $9.99? Well wait a minute Netflix, what exactly are you offering, again?

Optimistically the first season is incredible/groundbreaking, the second one spins wheels/runs on a treadmill/does nothing, season three never happens.

ain’t your kind of heat though, it’s super high humidity. Short shorts, tank tops, flip flops and shade, lots of shade y’all. And move slowly. Preferably to a pool or a porch. Where the cold beer (with koozie!) will soothe your superheated soul.