Okay, there is a bacteria factor here, and there’s also the issue of certain ingredients breaking down, going bad, discoloring, etc. But am I paranoid if I think this has at least something to do with cosmetic companies trying to sell more product?

Is this her?

Back when I was younger and single I had a weekly ‘arrangement’ with this guy I met through mutual friends. He was nothing spectacular but a fixed Tuesday night hookup? Young me couldn’t refuse!

One night as sexy time things are happening in his bed he tumbles off the bed - to this day I still don’t understand how it…

I just want to see average people, period. That seems far more common in foreign television shows. I’d love it if they just casted according to personality and talent with no regard to anything else. I don’t want a “schlubby quota.”

Twitter loves this shit, and I love Twitter. <3

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Tony was the sexiest asshole ever!

YOU MEAN TONY FROM SKINS. OR THE LITTLE KID FROM ABOUT A BOY.

He was very good in the UK series “Skins”. That’s all I know him from. Dev Patel, the star of “Slumdog Millionaire”, was in that series too.

Hi, Skins

Am I the only person who watched Skins?

This whole thing makes me sick.

Aside from his wife who has endured a lifetime of brainwashing, it’s being laid on extra thick now to make sure she stays by her man!

But there are KIDS. Four kids. Four kids who she is now raising by herself and with the assistance of the same people who indoctrinated the fuck out of…

stop dating and marrying men who are not adults.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

Now I want Snooki and Anna to kick their men out and move in together with all of their babies and make a reality show. How can we make this happen?!

I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE SHE.. WHAT... PODCAST?!?!?! Just no.

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top…

And what is that guy cooking? A piece of white bread?

I volunteer at a museum, and we just got told “Cats are not service animals. Do not let people bring their cats into the museum.” Yeah, apparently someone claimed their cat as a service animal over the weekend.