I regret to inform you that my favorite workout songs are Eye of the Tiger and Man in Motion (St. Elmo’s Fire).

I think the woman reading Advise and Consent is Ginnifer Goodwin’s character from Mona Lisa Smile eight years later, after she moved to NYC.

They better watch out. Check behind them. Looks like the Stepford Wives have come over the hill and are heading for them to put a stop to this deviant behavior.

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She just used the “find/replace” option in Word.

Seriously, it would drive me nuts if an entire industry thrived upon speculating if I was barren, pregnant, or just a fatty.

The headline said “crush”. I disagree. Kerber played very well and so did Serena. One break per set isn’t being crushed, and Kerber was even competitive in those games.

I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I…

It’s a good thing this happened on the weekend. If it were during the week Kara would probably have done the story. And you would have been banned for daring to question yas queen or some other bullshit.

Fuck that shit. How childish and un sportswoman like. Get ahold of yourself, you are not a child.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Hope so! I appreciate the pep talk! I’ll make a report later if anyone is interested.

Thank you! You can’t really see it in that photo, but his lower left front tooth is all wonky and sticks out even when his mouth is closed and it makes my heart explode every time I look at him. This one kiiinda shows it.

I’m so sorry to hear that. Making that decision for a beloved pet is never easy but you’ll be doing the right rhing if it comes to that. The first few times I dragged it out because I didn’t want to feel guilty and felt worse because my pet had suffered more than necessary. You’ll do right by her. Good luck with…

I can’t imagine how worried and scared you must be, but I hope you know that your love and affection for your cat and her love and affection for you is forever, even after she’s gone. All life ends, but it doesn’t mean that it is any less important or true.

I feel selfish for complaining about this with every thing else that’s going on in the world, but I’m at home with my sick cat, who I think I am going to have to say goodbye to on Monday, and need to get it out somewhere.

Appleton rim club soda & a splash of cranberry. Hammock view of Jamaica seaside. Rereading Marge Piercy, smokin a fat spliff. Cheers y'all!

Hello Jezzies! Happy Saturday! How is everyone ? I am hiding in my house this weekend because I am cheap and broke and my couch is comfy. Also I have been feeling anti-people lately so I am indulging the desire to be alone.

So an update on the guy I met at Pride Fest last week (I don’t know how to share the original post from last week): I texted him and asked if he would like to meet for coffee this weekend. He replied that he would, and I suggested that we meet someplace half-way (we live an hour apart). This morning he texted that his…