Some years ago I broke up with a friend, or rather I should say he broke up with me, and that breakup was worse than any romantic breakup.

So after the Raccoon Drama this week (George Coony passing and absolutely crushing me and the subsequent discovery of Matthew McCOONaghhey.) I’m happy to report I found a rehabilitation home for Matt, he’ll learn to raccoon with other raccoon babies and at least have a fighting chance.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.