I wish titan luck trying to justify why their employee was making illegal u-turns in a customers vehicle breaking multiple traffic laws in the process.

Ten years ago, almost to the day, a lady with whom I was on a date mentioned, “I’ve noticed that people who know a lot of facts about the world tend to be more liberal.” I politely deflected, saying that I knew plenty of very sharp folks who happened to be conservative based on certain values, yada yada.

ACCURATE. “See how not-Nazi I am? I married a Slav and gave my daughter to a Jew! That’s gotta be worth, like, TEN black friends!”

Now we just need a car brand with mazdas design philosophy, toyotas reliability and Tesla’s tech.