I know cats are adorable, but unless you’re also trapping them and taking them all to the vet to get spayed or neutered, DON’T FEED STRAY CATS.

I hadn’t heard of SCP before Control, but what *really* struck me, was the similarity to 2006's Sci-Fi miniseries The Lost Room.

Joycon drift : what happens when you play the switch standing up instead of sitting down in the bathroom. 

Non standard game play is where it's at with vr. I want a game where you play as an action hero in a wheelchair.

Will my Samsung blow up if a creeper sneaks up on me?

Agreed that moderation is key.  Castles are offensive and fetishize monarchy while block dicks are hilarious.

I ate green tea ice cream on that street.

(Press E to kill Aeris)

Well played sir. Take your star!

I thought he was talking about porn performers.

MAGA hat off to him?

Hat off to you sir.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

What? Human decency? Not on my internet...

Maybe a simplified version of the FF15 battle system? Like a slightly slower paced Kingdom Hearts? I’m sure it’ll change a million more times, but I can’t wait for the Cup a Noodles tie in!

Will we get to choose our Sonic on the Blu Ray menu at the beginning of the movie? I am okay with this. Add in classic cartoon Sonic as well!

There I fixed it.

This is why I carry a Super Soaker Monster XL with me at all times. It stops all spoilers with a pull of a trigger. Will also disperse medium sized unruly crowds and kids on my lawn.

This is a feature not a bug. Hilarious.

Say what you want about the whole Epic vs Steam thing, but it has been absolutely ADORABLE watching Gamers discover Capitalism for—what honest to God appears to be—their very first time. Like...this is how the world outside works, children. If you don’t like it, you need to engage with that world politically. Yes, I…