Just normal drive to Portland, don't see what's so special about it.

Pretty sure the same thing has been said about books, chess, tv, radio, sports, video games, etc, etc.

You’re what people in the garden biz call “in the zucchini”. You can also be “in the cucumbers” or “in the apples”. When you have said produce coming out your ears and mysteriously loading themselves into people’s vans and doorsteps.

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70 billion dollar company says people need to stop picking on them.

You don’t understand, we provided the game testers with just as much cocaine as the developers and they said they loved it.

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I can’t wait to play as Long Shortman, a clone played by Norman Reedus, trying to survive in a battle royale against other Norman Reedus clones, in a world where a shadow government is controlling the media.

Lifehacker telling me to steal from work is like getting life advice from the Onion.

Ah yes, this reminds me of the poorly received and universally panned game called Majora’s Mask.

This is the equivalent of Ubisoft reaching up and pulling the train whistle.

Ah yes, the rarely used “I too like the Animes” defense.

Inane response. Asks how to get out of the grays.

I'll wait until the next Steam sale and pick them up for a low 350k.

It's okay, we all sometimes get high and watch too much VICE docs before writing our gaming reviews. 

There was a pirate booty joke in here but it was replaced with a boring business article.

He was caught bulking and didn’t have time for his cut in RE8. 

This is what happens when you Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!

Is this the hill people want to die on? 

Not the same, but growing up we had to take multi day ferry rides for school trips and we would hijack the screen in the movie lounge if there wasn't a movie on and play some ps2 or Xbox.