My body is ready, I might even get one of those new fangled VR thingies for some new gen mech action.

Or deadlift overhand without straps.

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Thank you Japan.

This is a 5th dimensional Pikachu’s true form.

Ah, there it is, in the comments.

I’m trying to look for the drama in this post but just cannot seem to find it. This is Kotaku right?

More importantly who is the man with the glorious hair in the background?

Yes, that is clearly that trainer’s “Wailord”. I don’t judge what you name you penis just that you keep your Pocket Monster to yourself.

*Enter snarky comment about ‘No Man’s Sky’ here.

Or just use real sugar pumpkins. You know, not out of a can. It takes barely any more work to cut, bake and scoop them.

It’s great for kids with epilepsy.

-standing on edge of an abyss our protagonist yells, “SQUAREENIXXXX!!!!!!!” but the abyss refuses to return so much as an echo.

Someone should make a documentary about this. Maybe Morgan Freeman can narrate the struggle.

This is News everyone...

Ugh, do I have to get up and grab my torch and pitchfork? I mean I just put them away and I’m already sitting down. Hnnng... nope I can’t reach them. Someone else can get this one.

My rule is heavy lifting= no booze for me, running= maybe a beer. I feel like utter crap the next day after deadlifting or squatting if I have a drink at all. A drink after going for a run doesn’t affect me much.

Congratulations! I will be sending a cabbage and a wheel of cheese to the happy couple.

Yes, son your father is training to be the very best, and Gary’s Rattata is living on the lovely farm near him.

And thus Skynet was born from our own hatred...