They wouldn't feel better. If God handed them Kate Upton in a string bikini on a silver platter, they'd instantly start freaking out about her cheating on them, how they couldn't trust her, all women be gold digging bitch whores, etc.

Dear #NotAllMen,

Have you ever just kegeled a big gloppy chunk out? I can do that sometimes and I find it so satisfying.

I recently finished a doctoral program that was around 80% men, and I found myself surrounded by guys more often than not. Most of them were dear people that I consider great friends (NOT ALL MEN), but there was a group that would constantly try to make me feel uncomfortable by talking about their favorite porn and…