I actually read it like you did, the punchline being "His mother had a crazy whore night, wherein she fucked (at minimum) a dog and a black man." I didn't think it was saying that dog sperm creates a black baby boy. But the fact that race was involved in any way, could automatically put the joke in the category of…

I've had a joint that was coated with some blue sticky stuff, I don't remember the medical name but it was a type of cold medicine. A different experience for sure, but I prefer it untreated.

"But I'd like to think I'm pretty open minded when it comes to breasts. I'm very progressive in that way."

Come to think of it, all* of my friends who were in Girl Scouts eventually grew up to be LESBIAN ATHEIST BABY-KILLER STRIPPERS.

I always thought it was odd that the mormon church has their young boys participate in the actual Boy Scouts of America program (both my brothers were eagle scouts), yet the young girls do not participate in Girl Scouts. Instead we had a church-based Young Women Organization which had girls participate in the Personal…

She looks like she could be Jane Lynch in costume.

I am $1000 away from my goal for LASIK. I could not be more excited.

I never played Final Fantasy but my boyfriend is a big gamer and played all of them, so I am currently learning how to play Aeris' Theme on the piano for him; even I can appreciate how beautiful the song is.

The difference would be that with the pill it costs the same amount each month, whereas the price of condoms per month would fluctuate depending on how many you're using (ie how often you're "getting freaky")

Upton's picture on the left is much more beautiful than her magazine cover on the right.

TECHNOLOGY HUMP

I was under the impression it began with "Because Drugs". I'd heard that before in reference to a crazy bat-shit story about somebody doing something so stupid, the only explanation could be... "because drugs".

Any Portal nerds in here?

Lipliner... WHY?!

This is one of my favorite images and I'm dancing in my chair at the opportunity to post it.

Work it, girl. Once I was talking to a girl who was in charge of hiring at Bone Daddy's (a restaurant similar in nature to Hooters, where all the girls are dressed provocatively), and I was looking for any type of work. She was looking me up and down, and then asked "Do you have to wear those glasses, or do you have…

This one does it for me.

Intentional or not, Romney's font appears very similar to that of a standard Mormon hymnbook.

I'm currently growing out my bangs as well. I've had them since high school and I'm sick of them. Here's a trick you could try...

Right you are! I'm so glad my desk at work is situated near the restrooms.