Sorry to go off on a tangent, but their obtuse perception of females

Is the counter-argument to be held valid as well?

I fooled you all!

I'm an Arizonan living in Texas. Woe unto us.

Yuk yuk yuk.

:) Thanks! My SO calls me "bio tits", but i didn't like how it looked, biotits looks like a disease.

2 birthdays ago I cleverly used squares of duct tape as a pasty-replacement with a strapless dress that zipped all the way up in the front.

This.

Oh! You're think you're sneaky don't you?

I am completely torn right now because I have an intense hatred for Evan Rachel Wood,

I called to schedule a doctor's appointment one day, and was told that the doctor I was scheduled with does not prescribe birth control because it's "against his religion".

Hearted <3

My dad was also very unaware, like the time he called me COOTER, as some type of father-daughter nickname, in front of my older brothers and their friends. I think he figured it out later, because he suddenly switched to Scooter. Well done, old man. The damage is done.

The only iPhone case I can justify spending $50 on is the Otter Box.

I always had the same problem.

I once visited the store for the purchase of A) a loaf of bread and B) Monistat. I put the two products in separate bags because I was worried that the two might cancel each other out and I would arrive home with an empty grocery bag. ZING!

RIP little guy.

"Most people's first instinct will be to say ten cents, but the correct answer is five cents (the bat costs $1.05). Those who get the right answer reveal a more reflective thinking style, while those who get it wrong are more likely to be intuitive thinkers."

As someone with autumn tones and an olive complexion, anything traditionally "spring" looks dreadful on me. I would wear the fuck out of this. The necklace on the model on the right, very first picture... ADORE!