The internet: Far more relevant than anything he has to say.

What phone? Who is that lovely lady behind it?

I refuse to wear glasses to watch tv.

@Elhigh: or more roughly... any native person of a foriegn land.

@Desu-San-Desu: WHERE IS MY TUMS!!!

Pfff.. I masturbate in a vacuum (space, not the dyson).

@Elhigh: Another shocker... I'm American :).

Because a wagon is not an suv?

@turbo steve: I'm guessing better than my wrx.

589miles and 2.5mph of pure awesome.

So how about some engineering wins next?

And I thought torque steer on a Maza speed was bad.

@robertwan: which is not what I was stating though.

Just a phone that costs more than a full laptop in many cases, and more than half the price of my gaming laptop.

Half life 2

@chingy1337: Spanish I think would be just as easy as German.

Oh goodie... escort missions.

@xaronax: It was in jest. You have to be in mortal danger to even consider lethal force.

@Arken: But it still is...

@kaiz3n: Since time also = money, this also constitutes a waste of money as well.