Wow what idiots. Federal DAs don’t bluff, they collect convictions.

Pleading not guilty seems like a bad idea, especially when there’s so much evidence stacked against you.

This is gonna be such a trash fire.

This story cut out a key detail in the original: Charlie was allegedly kicked out of both high school and college for selling porn. His parents had told him not to bring porn into their home, and if he did, they would destroy it. He then left ALL his stuff there and they had to sort through it and bring it to him…

“Their house is not your storage locker and if you really cared about your possessions, you’d have brought them with you ...”

If you are an adult and leave something behind at your parents’ house without an explicit agreement that they’ll store it for you indefinitely, you can’t be mad if they end up throwing it away. Their house is not your storage locker and if you really cared about your possessions, you’d have brought them with you or…

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What’s funny/sad (I honestly have trouble distinguishing them at this point) is that if he DID release them into sanctuary cities, he would then have more trouble trying to deport them later if/when their asylum claims are denied.

One plus two plus one plus one?

Update: I did watch it again, and it remains the fucking best.

I still have it on my hard drive, watching it tonight. Tim Curry, too good for this world.

On a separate note: now I want to watch Clue again, the greatest game-to-film adaptation.

Trump’s message to Sanctuary Cities: The Radical Left always seems to have an Open Borders, Open Arms policy – so this should make them very happy!

You fucking kidding me with that last tweet?

Turns out I was right, and she asked me how I knew. I told her truthfully that I recognized the symptoms from milking cattle....

OK, this is a mostly related story, from a guy’s perspective.

clogged milk ducts brought me the third worst overall discomfort I’ve experienced in my life (after giving birth, and a compound fracture)*, so I would argue that any woman who is planning to procreate and then breastfeed should hold out for a partner who would be willing to help out in ways up to and including…

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

This right here is my problem with the french tuck. I personally don’t think its looks good on anyone, but if it looks passable at all it’s because you have body like Tan France; lean. Which is not most men. For everyone else its just messy and draws attention to your gut.

Say what you will about their antiseptic digs, those two make some beautiful babies.