My reaction to anything related to Big Bang Theory (otherwise known as the 2nd worst successful sitcom of the past ten years)

Destiny, a game where you travel across the universe trying to find exploits to solo Crota...

(Well, Jason didn’t, and it feels odd without one.)

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

DON’T ANY OF YOU PRE-ORDER THIS! Wait until it comes out, we can’t let Unity be an ok thing.

I would LOVE to see a kickstarter with no stretch goals and no backer bonuses. Just “here’s my game, pay for a copy, thank you”.

It would be amazing if you play as Alyx and just never stop talking through the entire game.

What if this is all a brilliant viral marketing stunt for, like, Kojima taking over as head of Konami or is forming a splinter company? It’s probably not, but that would hilarious.

Ironically, Kotaku wouldn’t have covered this video in the first place (because there’s no indication that e-mail is really from someone in a position to have information about this situation) if not for Konami trying to censor it. Good work, Konami!

I think we should implement a system that forces you to read entire articles before commenting.

Is the main title image supposed to be “The Force A-bacons”?

oh FINE be that way

I dunno, I don’t work for Ubi.

Honestly I will just replay HR over the summer cause I don’t even remember what happened anymore.

Does anyone else get a ton of random friend quests from private profiles with 0 levels?

Will these include the original, pre-lucas meddling versions? That’s pretty much the only version of the original trilogy I’m interested in at this point.

I know it won’t happen, but I’m looking forward to that long stretch in the 3/4 mark of the 4th film where they’re just sidequesting. Or the part where they go into monad block and are therefore completely overprepared to fight Nyx’s Avatar. Or the scene where they all vaguely remember being trapped in a school…

And I’m still waiting on a new Metroid game... :/

Can I say I’m not a TF2 fan without being murdered?

I figured it was Samus (but I thought her zero-suit was blue?). I think what threw me is the third panel. Now that I've spent way too much time thinking about it, third panel is showing her ship out in space, and the "Love Finder" app only works for nearby people.

Can it just become official Kotaku policy that Luke writes all the headlines and Jason writes all the lead-ins?