Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…

Pfft. They just steal from Oppo mostly.

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

You’re implying that Starr had some dignity to begin with.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

To be fair Suh shouldn't have been on the field for the game....so let's call it even maybe?

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

They should suspend him without pay.

Whether they had the video ought to be irrelevant, though: they knew he punched her, right? Wouldn't that constitute all the facts being available?