We know Ben knows his way around the world of cinema too!

I am going to will a Turner D. Century film in to existence.

My guess is it will be on FX as early as this Sunday morning.

Whoa, whoa, easy there. The first Venom wasn’t good either.

Adam Scott playing someone named Ben, you say?

Turner D. Century looks forward to viewing this motion picture at his favorite nickelodeon.

“tons of people are currently loving the hell out of The Marvels now that it’s on Disney”

Hard to get excited for a character I only remember as that weird old lady from the later episodes of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. 

If there are flashbacks to Peru, there had better be a Home for Retired Bears in there. That’s the cinematic universe I’m here for.

If 18 and 19 year olds aren’t children, why aren’t they allowed to drink.

“I’m happy to have finally played Skull and Bones after all this time. It’s good to have closure. To see the body, as they say. But I’m not sure how much time I’ll be spending on its open seas when it arrives on February 16.”

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

Shut up, Wesley!

As a father of two, had either of my sons been upset by this, it would have been a matter of, “Elmo and the man were just pretending.” That’s all. That would have worked at virtually any age. And it’s not like I’m some genius parent.

I’ve always disliked Wheaton so this is validating to me! Larry put the puppet in a wrestling hold for two seconds and pantomined clotheslining it. That’s it. Elmo appeared unhurt afterwards (since he’s, you know, a puppet.) Wheaton writing like Elmo is a real four year old child is unhinged.

“Children who are too small to understand Elmo is a puppet will know that a man attacked someone they love for no reason”.

One of their better / funnier take downs, if you haven’t seen it.

::reads article::

Yeah, this seems relevant:

It's Kronk's New Groove all over again.

gonna be real: I should be the prime audience for this game. I love pirate shit. I loved Black Flag. I was polled by a Ubisoft rep at E3 once about my interest in a multiplayer pirate game before this was ever even announced. I was hyped to see the first trailer drop, and disappointed by the perpetual dev hell drama.

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