Dude, you’ve never heard of either Lucia Rijker or Ann Wolfe, have you?

All I know is Bas Rutten wants to kill him. You have to be a giant dick for Bas to be mad at you, and I don’t think there’s another human being in the world that I would want to be mad at me.

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.

According to police, Chicken is easy to spot, as he tends to be visibly fried.

I came here to snark, but who among us hasn’t been stoned and at Publix at 1AM?

Back in the Blockbuster days, my mom picked some random movie we’d never heard of and then I sat down to watch it with Mom, Dad, big sis, and big sissy’s bff. The movie was Quills, about the Marquis de Sade.
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We told mom she wasn’t allowed to pick the movies anymore.

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

Congratulations on reaching this milestone post.

I was sorta half on, half off for this rant, but your last paragraph got my star.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.