Smallpox blankets and scalping.

Nope. There's absolutely no evidence that "every people has done it at some point".

I'm 39 years old. I have cancer AND lupus and I STILL get assumed to be my child's sister when we're out and about. So, yeah. You have to party pretty damned hard for several decades to be Black and look like the average white person over the age of 25.

I'm 39 and as soon as my birthday hits in December, I'm officially knocking heads on any kid in my family who don't put some respeck on my name.

I have a whole Pandora station dedicated to Outkast and GOODIE MOB and I was just listening to that song last night on my way to work. I got so full of myself that I almost caused a very rhythmically sound car accident on the highway.

Would you like a hankie?

If wishes were fishes, we'd all swim in riches.

Eww! Why in the world would this mayo dude think that we want togetherness with HIM? I mean, I appreciate his contribution to the supply tank of white tears, but that's not nearly impressive to gain any respect here.

Your tears are delicious.

White on white crime is more prevalent than Black on white crime. The idea that you think we'd even WANT you to love us just shows the true depths of your delusional nature.

Would you like a hankie or a band aid?

Dahlin', you should come on home and get your Yat back!

Nah. He made a CHARACTER decision.