Contributor is such a quaint title. They should bill him as a creator of racial content.

If you think the naggers in this show are bad, just wait until you have dinner with my mother!

Look, it's not a big deal guys. You misheard me. I was just complaining about chiggers taking over the neighborhood and laying eggs on my lawn.

Paint the Toby Whitehouse Black

Paint the Toby Whitehouse Black

But then I'll miss out on my all time favorite commenter. That's right: Dick Cannon.

But then I'll miss out on my all time favorite commenter. That's right: Dick Cannon.

He said subtle. I'd have more to say, but there's a huge bird calling my name.

He said subtle. I'd have more to say, but there's a huge bird calling my name.

Funny enough, Mitt and Shane come out to the same entrance theme.

Funny enough, Mitt and Shane come out to the same entrance theme.

Ira Steven Behr wrote it for me. Er, I guess that would mean 'stole' to you B5 folks.

Ira Steven Behr wrote it for me. Er, I guess that would mean 'stole' to you B5 folks.

Wing Commenter IV: The Price of Journalism

Wing Commenter IV: The Price of Journalism

IT'S A FAKE

IT'S A FAKE

Hornswoggle's America 2016

Hornswoggle's America 2016

Wing Commander Vs. X Wing Vs. TIE Fighter Vs. Privateer 2: New Age of Mediocre