The thing I remember about this song was that they ripped off the Jimi Hendrix chord at the climax of the song's bridge. I don't know the name of the chord, just that Jimi Hendrix popularized it, if not invented it. I have a soft spot for this song because every time it comes on the radio I can annoy the shit outta my…

Seven dust was, I believe, a pesticide made by Ortho. That may not be the source of that band's name but it is an answer to one of his many incredulous questions.

Isn't there some kind of internet retention policy about how long people have to keep the ending of something secret? Could I tell who the murderer was in Presumed Innocent without a spoiler warning? Although — SPOILER WARNING! — Kids in the Hall already let that cat outta the bag on their show, 20 years ago.

As I read your comment those exact words were playing on my iTunes radio. That kind if thing used to freak me the fuck out, but now I just chalk it up to the Abyss goofing on me.

You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.

Congress is a bunch of babies who whine whenever they don't get their way. Maybe they need a pacifier. Send Congress thousands and thousands of binkies. Bury the Capitol in pacies. Tell them to suck on that. #PacifyWashington