Claudia, that should be on a t-shirt: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOUR CAKE.

Diskwiss, quit acting like you own the internet. Our posts belong to us!

Oh yeah, I totally agree! That is a really cute car! Or van, or whatever it is! Did you try changing the colours? I like the silky blue and white mix best.

Diskwiss, I hope you never figure out how to make a window in the internet because I don't want to ever see you peeking out at me.

Your car place sounds a lot nicer than any car place I've been to. No one at a car place has ever offered me orange juice! I tried googling Canbus but all I see is pictures of computer chips. What does a Canbus look like? I do like cute cars. Like Beetles and Minis and those 2-seat 60s convertible sports cars…

Diskwiss, I hope soon you will have enough posts to make a nest and then you'll stop stealing them.

She is so intense! The GO person I mean. Does she ever smile? I never realised before there was automatic subtitling! You're right, it makes less sense with the subtitles, haha! Okay, right now he's answered the phone and the subtitle says "Race just done indigo." I'm guessing that's probably not what he…

Diskwiss, when you finally decide to move out of the internet, it will sell really cheap because of the awful smell that won't go away.

The commercial won't play! I get one of those content not authorised from my location errors. I get those so often! Most of the links at AVC don't work for me, they're all exclusive to the states, this is the first time Japan has rejected me though! Who is about to kiss Imoto? Does she have a boyfriend? Her name…

Diskwiss, you're looking a little tired around your eyes, maybe you should dunk your head in a pail of mud.

Claudia, you are psychic because that clay worked MIRACLES on her skin! At the end of the previous movie when the mummy carries her into the swamp she has aged like 4000 years or something so she's not looking her very best. And then in this movie after she rises out of the clay she immediately heads into the water…

Diskwiss, GO!

Yeah, I hadn't thought I guess they couldn't exactly broadcast live from the top of a mountain. Also the time difference would mean she'd have to climb in the middle of the night or something! What is happening to her character in the drama show? Does she get picked on by the person who shouts GO?

Diskwiss, I just realised I can shuffle the letters in your name to spell Swiss Kid. Are you actually a little mountain child who was caught by a witch and put inside the internet to stare out helplessly until you fade away?

Oh yes, there is nothing sadder than the last M&M in a bag. Unless you think its empty and then when you go to throw away the bag you find ONE MORE. Then its a miracle M&M and its the best one of all.

Diskwiss, I rank you the best ever Diskwiss. And also the worst ever. Mostly I'm just glad you're the only Diskwiss.

Ranking food is really difficult for me. I can't even decide my favourite cereal! Sometimes its Cap'n Crunch, sometimes its Frankenberry, sometimes its Froot Loops. Its all a matter of mood, right? None of them is my FAVOURITE favourite. Or maybe all of them are. I couldn't rank books either, or movies, or songs.…

Complaining about Diskwiss is kind of a tradition too. That reminds me, you stink, Diskwiss.

I did read some of the food articles this morning. Why are people whining so much about them? I hope they discuss breakfast cereals soon, that's my specialty!

Diskwiss, you can only hide in the internet for so long, eventually you're going to have to return those overdue library books.