Do you mean you are awake but can't move at all? Like that sleep paralysis thing? I've heard about it but I've never had it happen to me. That would be terrifying! It sounds like what happens sometimes in surgery when a person is given a general anesthetic and they seem to be asleep but they are actually wide…

I don't need Hercule Poirot to solve the mystery of the missing posts, Diskwiss.

I wish AV Club would maybe put their obituaries on a separate page so I wouldn't have to see them! My main way of coping with the world is ignoring it. Do you think sometimes one downside to the whole world being connected is we get an overload of bad news? It used to be we'd only know about bad things happening…

Diskwiss, if I won't even swear at you, I guess I won't swear at anyone.

YES it is exactly the artist's touch! It doesn't hurt a painting when you can see that a forest scene is just a smudge of brown with coloured paint globs on it, so being able to tell an outdoors scene in a movie is just a bunch of props shouldn't hurt it either! Being able to see the craft just makes both more…

Diskwiss, the internet is not a box of chocolates so keep your grubby fingers off our posts.

Holding feet is very sweet! Especially holding feet under a warm kotatsu, that is romantic!

Diskwiss, the smallest posts are always the tastiest, so please eat this one instead.

Claudia, if anyone can wear decora while carrying a sword, its you! You've just invented a totally new style! You know sometimes people in movies have two knives in sheathes on their back, so they can reach over their shoulders and pull them out? Imagine those with like pastel colours or maybe forming a butterfly…

Diskwiss, I'm glad you're caged inside the internet. I don't want to think what would happen if you got loose. You'd go around eating pages out of books, I guess.

Okay, I don't know about your principal now if he's using assemblies to just read from the newspaper, haha! The thing I hate most about pageant dresses are the sashes! Its like at a state fair where they hang sashes on the cows and pigs and other animals in the competition. How does Miss Universe still keep going…

Diskwiss, have you always lived in the Internet?

What could your principal possibly have had to say about the Miss Universe pageant? That seems more than a little unexpected! Unless the winner was from your school.

Diskwiss, since your whole wardrobe is one Top Gun t-shirt, one Kenny Loggins 1988 World Tour bomber jacket, one pair of cargo pants, and one pair of mirrored shades, I'm afraid the only new outfit I can come up with from that is maybe for you to just not wear the shades sometimes?

Did you like the new outfits they came up with? That sounds like a job perfect for you! It is so true, there are people with so much stuff in their closets but yet they seem to dress at random. They need the help of someone like you! OH that would make a really good website! Like, people would line up everything…

Diskwiss, I wish I could forget your favourite Christmas album, Kenny Loggins Top Gun in Bethlehem.

I have that with some words too! Just simple words that I have NEVER been able to remember without stopping and thinking! And even then sometimes I can't come up with them. Its like there's some kind of mental block. Maybe you were attacked by a brussels sprout when you were little? One for me is the name Liona. …

Diskwiss, our posts are not treats we bring back from holiday for you!

I wish the sharing snacks tradition would catch on here. I love giving snacks and I love getting snacks. Instead here all that happens is you ask "how was your holiday?" and they say "fine." Add chocolates to that conversation and it suddenly becomes very interesting, haha!

Diskwiss, I accidentally dropped the last post on the floor, so I wouldn't eat it if I were you.