Teachers who give chocolates! Where were they my whole life?

Diskwiss, what do you find so overwhelmingly delicious about a white screen with text on it?

That is so sad to think of all the people you are going to be saying goodbye to so soon. I find goodbyes so difficult and I still feel sad about every one of them. I wish I could hold onto everything! Do you have a kohai now that you are going to be leaving?

Diskwiss, you don't need to tell me your Spring fashions. Bomber jacket and mirrored shades, big surprise.

I've done that too with Wikipedia, followed links until I forgot where I started! Oh, I just realised that the BSC must have a Wiki entry, right? I just checked and yes you do! Do you know who updates your page? Is it Scholastic? I'm surprised Kristy doesn't use it to advertise for clients.

Diskwiss, one day I'm going to learn the secret word that will send you back to your prison at the centre of the earth, so you better be nicer to us.

Oh, I forgot about that trick! I have to do that sometimes when I see that you've upvoted me but there's no new post.

Diskwiss, seriously, I want you to listen to me. THIS is the post for you to eat. THIS one. I made it especially for you.

Claudia, how did you ever find that article hidden way down there! That is a perspective I'd never expect to read, from a neighbour in a town where he used to live. I do remember reading somewhere that he had a summer home. Isn't it funny how with aristocrats, even when they're broke they still somehow manage to…

Diskwiss, where is my post? You were supposed to eat the second one, not the first one! Now put it back where you found it!

Diskwiss, when you left school, your principal chained the door shut and screamed at you through the glass to get off school property.

Of course everyone at your school is going to miss you! I don't know why you would be surprised that the principal would miss you! I think you must make a lasting impression wherever you go. Why are you surrounded though by so many principals? One is enough!

Diskwiss, for the last time, corned beef smeared on a pork chop is NOT vegetarian.

Oh, that was a really good resolution your cousin made! I have tried to be more like you in lots of ways! I was just thinking of you now when layering up to sit down at my desk. I'm all layers of greys and blacks and creams and browns and beiges. Neutrals and earthtones, that's me all the time. Not just how I…

Diskwiss, your resolution to be even more perfect in 2016 makes no sense for at least two reasons.

Well, I am curious now how your cousin's resolution would make you feel weird, but only tell me if you think you should! I don't think I've ever actually made a serious New Year's resolution. I don't really make resolutions, I just kind of change things gradually over time to fix things that don't seem to be…

Diskwiss, is your new years resolution really to just be as big a jerk as you were last year? That resolution, stinks, Diskwiss.

HAPPY NEW YEAR CLAUDIA! The new year arrived here too! I have to admit, each year I kind of wonder maybe there won't be another one but then at the stroke of midnight there it is, right on schedule!

Diskwiss, you probably spent the 1950s as a typewriter ribbon in a smoky basement office somewhere.

I think my veggie juice is making my skin WORSE because I'm frowning all the time from having to drink it. Maybe I should try putting some actually pleasant things in it, like blueberries or bananas.