Diskwis, you are too complex to fix but too stupid for anyone to want to fix.

I really love scallops! Mussels I have to say I can do without, but I couldn't do without scallops! Just fried up with a little butter on a bed of rice! Do you have them often?

Diskwis, if you ever try to leap out of the computer and into our house, I'm going to chase you with a broom right out the door and you'll never get back onto the internet again.

Oh, I forgot you asked about oysters! I'm not sure if I've had oysters or not. I've had mussels, are they the same thing? They're in shells like oysters.

Diskwis, has anyone climbed to the top of your pile of stolen posts?

I'm glad that school doesn't seem so horrible anymore! Hopefully you'll be finished your tests at the same time I'm finished with firewood. He's maybe coming again tomorrow afternoon and then again on Friday if its not raining. Then just two more visits probably next week!

Diskwis, you are the best argument I can think of against the creation of the Internet.

She insisted she was never a Nazi and didn't really know what was going on and all the usual excuses but its not very convincing because she was actually good friends with Hitler! If you've ever seen footage from before the war with parades and Hitler giving speeches and crowds of cheering people, it was probably…

Diskwis, I've waited all day for firewood that didn't arrive and I'm not in the mood to wait anymore for my post to arrive so spit it out right now!

Your school has ruined a perfectly good weekend by surrounding it with tests! I hope you have something fun planned for the reprieve from tests on Saturday and Sunday. Its like an oasis. You aren't studying right now, are you? Well, we are suffering together I guess because Firewood Guy did NOT show up so that…

Diskwis, I'm starting to suspect that you are Firewood Guy are the same person.

Why does test week start tomorrow? Weeks don't start in the middle of the week, that makes no sense and its not fair! I thought you had the whole week off!

Diskwis, if I could picture you in tweeds I wouldn't mind so much you eating our posts. But I know full well you never venture out into the snowy internet without first getting into your giant snowmobile parka like Randy from A Christmas Story.

I am so glad that you and EB have talked and that you're now certain you are both of the same mind! I can see how a date right now with so much about to change would be really hard. Unless you elope of course! I can't help but think that maybe it won't ever come to setting a date because one night it will just…

It is the sad reality of 11 Questions that villainy is defined as any activity more demonic than delivering care baskets to shut-ins.

Snyders pretzels really are amazing. I can't think of any tastier snack seasonings. They should sell those seasonings separately so we could put them on something other than pretzel sweepings.

Diskwis, for this week only I am more annoyed at firewood than I am at you. But just for this week, Diskwis.

Magical ballet is an excellent theme! YES you can turn your whole wedding into an enormous art project! No rules! I'm trying to think of the world's worst wedding song. I can think of too many! Now I'm trying to think of the best one. How much do you think Naoko Yamano would charge to write and perform a new…

Diskwis, I don't remember ringing the dinner bell so put that post back right now!

I know your bridesmaid dresses will be amazing! What do you have in mind for them? Is there any way you could maybe have two ceremonies? Like get married in Japan in a kimono like Mimi and then have a vow-renewal and reception in the states? You could maybe not even tell your friends you were already married! I…