Diskwis, I really should have read the fine print when I signed up for Diskwis because its probably written right there that you reserve the right to eat posts.

Claudia, I am looking forward so much to hear when you are engaged! And I'm so happy how certain you are that EB is the one for you! Do you think EB might be worried about asking too early and having you hesitate?

Diskwis, nobody will rent rooms to you because people don't like to come home and find pages chomped out of all their books.

Sidewalks would make cycling so much safer. What I don't like about riding on the street is when riding past parked cars, the risk of someone swinging their door open without checking their mirror first. Or when I have to make a left turn while in traffic! Because then you have to actually veer into the car lane…

I would LOVE a meal like that, a series of different dishes brought out to the table. Do the dishes change every day? Your sherbert has made me very hungry now, I'd love something cold and smooth. I think I'll make some with frozen bananas and blueberries later. Or maybe right now as soon as I've finished typing!

Diskwis, when you charge out of the shadows yelling GRAAAA this is the post to eat, okay? Not the other one.

That was an amazing dream! Its too bad Megan had to be so untrustworthy. Its like you are actually the Megan in your dream, and Megan is Don. What were your plans after you left the apartment and before you ran into her cute brother? Were you thinking of who you might find as a new roommate? Its too bad Stacey…

Diskwis, stop sending your resume to the Breeders, they've told you enough times they don't care about your Guitar Hero high scores.

There are still bombs being found? When that happens, does the conversation get nasty? I mean, on the news and places. Does it churn up a lot of resentment?

Diskwis, I hope your Etsy shop selling your dangerous homemade fireworks has been shut down.

Didn't Kelley Deal sell things on Etsy? She knitted things I think, but maybe she sold them on her own site. I worry that the business side of it would ruin all the fun? I know lots of people who order clothes online and they seem to send stuff back as often as keep it. I can imagine people maybe lying about not…

Diskwis, don't worry about people saying they love you for your fortune because your fortune is all bitcoins and nobody wants it, but when people say they hate you, you can believe them.

Fifteen minutes is a perfect length for a show for me. I do watch Wind in the Willows episodes sometimes with lunch and they're about exactly the right length.

Diskwis, if the internet ever cancels you, maybe you can go back to your old job as a moth who eats pages out of library books.

I'm glad to hear EB is walking with you now. The little ones sound so adorable! Do they know that they'll be going to USJ again soon? Will they have the chance to dress up for Halloween? Maybe one of them could be a little BMO!

Diskwis, I was feeling melancholy but then you went and ATE MY POST and got me angry and I forgot about my melancholy so I guess thank you!

I looked up a picture of the BMO. He's the cutest one! Is he like a Gameboy with arms and legs? That was a good solution to the mystery! I always check pillowcases and the corners of fitted sheets for missing socks because they sometimes get lost there while in the dryer. I'm not surprised the Ice King was once…

Ferreri's El cochecito is a really funny and tragic dark comedy about escaping retired imprisonment that everyone should see! Its about an adorable old man who has become an unhappy tenant of his own crowded and noisy multi-generational home. He discovers the thrill of freedom when he falls in with a group of…

Diskwis, do you cut up our posts to make new posts that you pretend are your own?

Even though its disturbing, the way you described the first Adventure Time story made me laugh! No, I didn't steal your body parts but here's my wife made out of body parts! Is that how it happened in the show, where it was totally obvious that he was responsible right from the start?