Diskwis, I can only imagine your brown bellbottoms in the 70s, when you were a cash register at a department store.

Claudia, I did have an umbrella! But it made no difference, the wind was howling and rain was coming from everywhere! And the worst is wet jeans, my jeans were as soaked as if I'd been swimming! When I got to the grocery after I'd shaken off like a dog, I dug out my grocery list and it was just a squishy wad that…

Diskwis, where is my post! Spit it up and dry it off and it better not have any bite marks in it.

I'm so sorry two unsettling things happened to you one after another. When I read it the first time I thought you meant it was the same guy! Who was the first guy? The chatty guy, have you met him before? I guess so long as he got the hint after you mentioned EB and leaves you alone from now on. Was it a good…

Diskwis, do you listen to recordings of people yelling insults at you to help you sleep at night?

When I rest I am always imagining I am somewhere else! There's lots of Youtube videos now of helpful sound effects for resting, like the sounds of the forest, or the sounds of being in a blizzard or thunderstorm or on a train or on a jet. I think I've told you before about all the train videos from Japan! They're…

Good luck re-stacking your matryoshka doll collection, sucker!

Why do interviewees keep sneaking heroic answers into the supervillainy question? Does nobody have an id anymore? Its the easiest question, too! Supervillainy is not complicated. You blow up the universe! All you need is a big heap of TNT and enough detonator cord to get you a safe distance outside the universe.

Diskwis, are posts like comfort food for you?

I'm glad that you can say things here that you don't feel comfortable saying elsewhere. You can be as moody here as you like! But it is very hard to type about moodyness. Like how you can be sad for no reason. It just can't be articulated sometimes. I agree about hard work. When I'm really really busy there's…

Diskwis, feel free to make a tinfoil hat and go out in the storm.

I am so glad they let you stay home! Is the power going on and off? That happens here so often, even when its not storming. There will just suddenly be a loud KACHUNK sound of everything going off all at once. Did I tell you my friend's mum was hit by lightning? My friend saw the lightning bolt! It went right…

Diskwis, you're the opposite of a narrator. You make sure nobody gets heard and nothing is understood.

Be careful going to school even if it is just rain! Stay away from puddles! You don't want wet socks and have to spend the whole day with squish-foot. Can you bring along extra socks just in case?

Diskwis, you and I can have a love hate relationship. You love me and I'll hate you.

Marceline has such a love hate relationship with her friends and her father! She really is very alone inside, do you think? I have a few friends that I both like and dislike, where I might call them because I haven't heard from them in awhile and I miss them, but after we've been talking for awhile I remember why I…

Diskwis, are you doomed to roam the internet for all eternity?

I tried to make the curry a bit more interesting with some pineapple. It was still a little disappointing. Maybe I was expecting too much from a pineapple? I'm going to try mango slices next time.

Diskwis, I thinked I've hissed more at you than anyone else ever.

I like that EB spontaneously starts playing Red Light Green Light! I do make a hiss sound sometimes when I don't like something, and its a little Marceliney. I guess there really is only so much variation when it comes to hissing.