Diskwis, I found one of my half-eaten posts underneath the internet covered in spider webs.

It doesn't surprise me at all you won for best counselor! I know you are being humble, but you know that you deserve it! Don't feel guilty at all about not staying later or even finding out what the mystery assignment was. Its your holiday and your holiday is running out very quickly! You have to squeeze every…

The best young-as-old performance I can think of is probably the most obvious, Chishu Ryu. He is no less convincing an older father in Late Spring as he is when playing an older father in later movies where he is finally the same age as his character!

A useful phrase from Lawrence of Arabia is "Aqaba is over there."

There they all are! John, George, Paul, Ringo, and lead singer J. Jazzy Snazpants in his signature blue blazer.

Diskwis, you are an empty plate where there was once a pile of cookies.

Well if Hawaii is actually possible then I hope you can somehow find a way to make it happen! Is your cousin really interested in working in tourism or is that just one example of what she could do in Hawaii? Would she maybe like to work on a cruise ship? I think about that sometimes. Although I have to admit…

Diskwis, please tell me if I go online in the Riviera that I won't find you there too.

Is it possible for your cousin to move to Hawaii? I mean, could someone who wasn't a citizen get a job? Could the little ones get into school? Could her husband get a job there, too? It seems like a massive undertaking! Or do you mean like her going to Hawaii on her own for a holiday? Or is it just a fantasy…

Unquestionably delightful: pouty Jean-Pierre Leaud driving a go-kart.

Hey! You changed your post and now mine makes less sense! It had no allowance to make less sense! Villainy!

That audience sounds a bit creepy! Well-groomed and knowing. KNOWING. I'm imagining the kids from Village of the Damned. A theatre filled with them, all staring silently, knowing. And you at the upright piano to the side of the screen, sweating and trembling as you ineffectually lead the pre-movie sing-along. …

Diskwis, salt would do nothing to keep you out of the house.

Okay, I'm going to ask something that maybe I shouldn't ask, but your cousin's behaviour kind of makes me wonder about it, are there problems between her and her husband? She is talking about the whole family moving to Hawaii, right? Not just her? I know when I'm unhappy my instinct is to physically go somewhere…

Diskwis, your zodiac sign is The Jerk.

You had to go to school for absolutely nothing? That's rotten, I hope you got yourself a treat on the way home.

Diskwis, I can see you coiled up, all ready to lunge at this post and eat it.

Well I'm glad to be a going my way person then! What other types are there? What type is EB?

Diskwis, do you eat our posts with your paws?

Your wine and blue dress is perfect for Marceline! Those boots would be perfect for her too even if they're meant for you as you! They have DM yellow stitching, but those aren't DMs are they?