Diskwis, I already know what you put in your pancakes, MY POSTS.

I think you did tell me about okonomiyaki before although I forgot the name. I'm trying to think what I'd put in mine. Chocolate chips maybe? Smarties? Some little crunchy sesame sticks? With butterscotch syrup? What did you put in yours? Is there syrup or something to drizzle overtop?

Diskwis, when our posts come around on the conveyor belt, just leave them there, please.

I can see why your cousin would be worried about the sushi, I guess. Does it come on a cold plate? Do you look at what other people have ordered as it goes past? Do you do that at the grocery? I can't help it if I'm standing there to see what other people are buying. Sometimes there will be the person buying thirty…

Diskwis, at least you never hand me a pamphlet, I'm grateful for that.

What kanji do they use at the conveyer belt place? Are they numbers? What would have happened if you had missed your order, would it have come all the way around again?

Diskwis, why not try delayed gratification and let our posts sit for at least a day before you eat them?

Haha, I'm imagining you trying to talk someone out of clown face paint! Like, "oh, okay, a clown, that's cool. Clowns are cool, but you know what's cooler? Tigers are cooler than clowns, wouldn't you like to be a tiger? No? Okay, clown it is. OH, how about a special kind of clown who is also sort of a dog? …

Diskwis, don't misunderstand when I say I love suspense, I don't mean the suspense of discovering if you ate my post or not.

What did your cousin's parents say about your sketchbooks? Did you offer them or did someone offer for you or did they ask? I know how you feel about that, I'm not normally shy, but when someone is looking over drawings and things, I can sometimes get really tense. I usually leave the room!

Diskwis, are you going out this year for Halloween as an AOL chatroom?

Is Marceline popular enough that people would recognise her as a Halloween costume? I mean, she looks so much like you that people might not even realise you were dressed up! Oh, I guess you'd need fangs and pointy ears, right? Can you get fake pointy ears? I wonder about fangs. I know there are those fake ones…

Diskwis, why are you telling me I'm spelling velociraptor wrong? There, you did it again! And then you suggest velocipede instead? Go back to eating posts and quit making dumb suggestions, Diskwis.

You have so many to choose from! I've never seen a comic character with so many wardrobe changes, usually in comics characters stay in the same clothes! Now I see why she is so appealing to you! YES the one in the middle, if her ponytail was just a bit more to the side, she's exactly you! That is an amazing hat! …

I'm imagining her Nuremberg Trials ending with a long solemn row of pies.

I'm more concerned with the assumption that it would occur to anyone to hit Hitler in the face with a pie! "Take that you stinker!"

Diskwis, you are a dented tin of cheap sardines.

I'm looking through Marceline and the Scream Queens pages right now! I love the way it looks, ice cream colours! I see a few of her different outfits, which one do you have in mind? The grey dress and red boots? The grey tank and jeans? Okay, so if you are in the zombie attacks, you said you wear a thing to let…

Diskwis, I notice you're not eating your vowels. That's where all the vitamins are!

I always like reading about what's going on with you and EB, especially if its as serious as this! So if you get engaged, would it make any difference to your upcoming move? Would your cousin be okay then with you and EB sharing a room?