Disqus, quit showing me the ad for celebrities who are terrible human beings. You aren't one to be pointing fingers, Disqus!

I am so glad you have USJ all booked and ready to go! Is this for Halloween? What parts of the park are you most looking forward to? Were there parts that you totally missed last time?

Disqus, are you one of those people who insists on a Coke and won't drink a Pepsi even though lets not kid ourselves Disqus, they're basically the same thing?

Well, those last tests definitely don't count because you just had so much going on then you barely had a chance to study. If the tests had been on sketching or colour combinations or anything that really MATTERED then you would have aced the tests even without studying at all.

Disqus, is there an Internet Day where you have to read about old websites like Lycos and Altavista?

Thank you! And happy Independence Day! There weren't any fireworks this year but I think they're saving them maybe for the weekend? There's a festival going on now that I didn't know about at all, I haven't been aware of too many other things this week! We did have a beautiful day and we did get out for a long…

Disqus, I don't associate you with sleighbells, I associate you with nails on a chalkboard.

I'm glad there are doctors and there are some really good doctors, but I can sympathise with what your friend feels about them. Doctors can develop a certain arrogance over time that makes you feel like you're not even in the room! I hate hospitals. They didn't want to release my mum right away, but I knew that she…

Disqus, you are the monster that is on every page of the book.

My patient is continuing to improve! I'm so relieved, you have no idea how nervous I have been about this! I've been dreading this for months and seeing that date getting closer on the calendar I felt like Grover waiting for the monster at the end of the book! I am so glad that my worry seems to have been for…

Disqus, are you interfering with my Google searches to keep a new type of cookie away from me?

My patient slept well all night and ate a big breakfast and lunch and is napping again right now, so I am very pleased! I don't know why I'm being so secretive, I'm talking about my mum! I wasn't too worried about the surgery itself, it was the anesthetic. She does not respond well to certain drugs, and putting her…

Disqus, I'm sorry to hear your stamp collection was eaten by a duck.

Maybe your cousin will get suspicious if you act TOO much like nothing is happening! Like walking around whistling or something like that. Maybe the reason she didn't want you to go is because she thinks that looking forward to the concert will distract you from tests? So then if you ask again after the last test…

Disqus, didn't you audition for Shonen Knife but they rejected you because they had no use for an air guitar player with a mullet and Kenny Loggins t-shirt?

Just reading your posts always cheers me up! Even when you are dealing with bad things, you always find a way to be cheerful! I hope we can get out of the hospital in just one day, but even if we do there's a long recovery ahead. I'm worried and tired!

Disqus, you are not as bad as Nellie Oleson. That's as close to a compliment as you will get from me.

I'm sure you are going to do really well on your tests this time even if you haven't studied much! But I am sad to hear that even though you have a chance to make up for missing Shonen Knife last time you might not be able to go. I hope you can find a way!

Disqus, eat posts if you must, but don't just lick them and put them back, that's disgusting.

I didn't realise your cousin was so unhappy. I hope she means by not feeling free anymore that she doesn't mean because she's now married and has a family. Feeling trapped is the worst feeling in the world. If California makes her feel more free and if they can find work there I guess it could be an exciting change!…