Disqus, why do you keep showing me that stupid ad for how to improve my golf score? Why do you think I want to read about celebrity plastic surgery? And there's that stupid royal blood ad again! Show me ads I can use, Disqus! Like for Kinder Eggs or Tintin toys or something actually useful!

I'm so glad to hear that you like it Claudia!! I know that the first 20 minutes or so is very slow going, but I wanted it to build slowly so that the sisters could have a chance to show their personalities and for the change in the story to be a bit unexpected! I didn't want it to be clear even what the story was…

Disqus, how would I go about carving you for a wax museum? All I know is that you prefer 80s mirrored shades, pastel sport jackets and v-neck tees.

Congratulations on finishing second! Its sad to think of the last time for anything, I try to not think of those things. I hope you didn't get too sad.

Disqus, are you writing your memoirs called Little House on the Internet?

Hmmm, do you wonder sometimes when you dream about someone that you haven't been thinking of at all, that maybe it means they are dreaming about you at the same time and you are sharing a dream? Maybe Natalie Portman fell asleep reading a BSC book? You should check on Twitter or somewhere to see if she is talking…

A four hour David O. Selznick technicolour Lord of the Rings designed by William Cameron Menzies and scored by Miklos Rozsa, with all the beasties animated by Willis O'Brien would have been amazing!

Disqus, are you going bald and making a toupee out of strands from our posts?

I do not know what to make of your dream! Its got a little of everything, but not enough of one thing to have it make sense! Why Natalie Portman? Have you seen her in something lately?

Disqus, I don't know what the lyrics to Ode to Joy are, but I know you aren't in them.

You're singing Ode to Joy! You mean the Beethoven chorus? That's like THE thing to sing! I heard it once at the symphony and it was so amazing, I could barely breathe! I have no idea what the lyrics are though, I guess about joy, right?

I don't know what the craze is about either, but I can offer my own tragic path to juicing. After years of eating broccoli sprouts raw I just couldn't deal with the texture anymore! Its like having a grazing cow barf into your mouth.

Disqus, let me guess which club you were in at school. It was post eating, right?

I would really love to take part in a tea ceremony! You make it sound like art and theatre all mixed together! I think rituals are so important, I have all sorts of little rituals. Do you have certain things that you do in the same way every time? Like even my movie nights are kind of sacred events for me, I get…

Disqus, if you were an herbal tea, you'd be the flavour of sock lint and ear wax.

I think with Koolaid it depends where you live. I'm certain they still sell the packets in Mexico because the ones I find for sale online all have Spanish on them. I'd order them from Mexico but its almost impossible to ship food internationally. It gets stopped at customs. So the only Koolaid we can get now is…

Disqus, do you wander the streets on Google streetview at night when no one is posting?

I've used Streetview for that too! I shouldn't though, it just makes me sad. Did I tell you my sister was on Streetview for awhile? I guess they change the pictures every year or so because she's not there anymore. But they got her at the bus stop outside where she works! She was just standing there reading a…

Disqus, I dropped this post on the floor jam side down so I guess you can have it.

That was a bit more cleaning and studying than I would like at a slumber party. Does your school seem strange at night? I never slept over at school but I was there at night sometimes for plays and concerts and things and I remember it being really surreal sneaking around the halls in the dark.