Disqus, when you burped I smelt a word I typed two days ago.

Your burp story is so sweet! Do you know the burp song? Your little cousins will like it I think! It comes in handy when you accidentally burp at the wrong moment:

Disqus, if someone sells the internet, do you have to move out? Maybe into a telephone book?

Does Imoto really cry over these things or is she fake crying? I remember you mentioned how she cried about not meeting Kyary, right? Are you sensitive like that? Does it take a lot to make you cry? That is amazing she would meet Peggy right when Peggy has become your favourite TV person! Was Imoto wearing the big…

Disqus, I have a feeling you will still somehow be in the air long after the internet is gone.

I love old catalogues! We still get Sears catalogues for some reason even though there isn't a Sears here. Are there Sears anywhere? Its like something I remember from a long time ago that I would assume no longer existed if we didn't keep getting the catalogues. Can a department store become a ghost?

Disqus, I'll bet you think I'm typing in this post, right? I'm actually typing in the other post and throwing my voice.

Talking dolls! Okay, have you heard of Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy? Edgar Bergen was the ventriloqwist and Charlie McCarthy was his puppet. They were on an old radio show. Just think about that, a ventriloquist on the RADIO. Claudia, the RADIO. People in the olden days used to listen to ventriloqwists on…

Disqus, eat this post if you must, but keep away from my Corn Pops.

I look forward to hearing about the school sleepover, slumber parties are the best. Do you have any good ghost stories ready to whisper to everyone in the dark?

The only Blu discs I have are from those MOC dual packs, and I haven't watched any of them because our projector is ten years old and won't play above 480p. In the cobwebby dark of our haunted parlour, the marginally softer DVD image is all we ever see and my eyes are totally okay with it! A well-mastered DVD still…

The move away from everyone keeping their own physical copies of movies to using streaming services is dangerous!

Disqus, is it the end of the world for you every time I switch off the computer?

I hope the 11 and 13 don't mean feet, haha! Have you discussed the sports tests with Kristy? She must be so jealous of you getting tested on your ball throwing ability and wonder why you aren't more excited about it. Whatever 11 and 13 mean, I'm guessing Kristy would score a 500?

Disqus, are our posts to you like choosing from a cheese tray?

I don't know how I'd react to bowing! I've never been bowed to, and I've never bowed to anyone! Except at Church I guess for Communion. Did it take you awhile to learn when you are supposed to bow? Do you forget sometimes? Does your kohai have to bow to you?

Disqus, I wouldn't mind if you were a little more polite.

I think I've only gotten room service once but I wasn't the one to call for it. I always feel kind of uncomfortable being served! And I have no idea what I'm supposed to tip except for in a restaurant. Doesn't it feel strange when someone is being servile? I mean, even if its their job and even if they earn a lot…

Disqus, do you take samples from our posts for DJing? I can just picture it now, Danger danger danger dang dang dang dang danger zone danger zone danger zone zone

You were just two feet away from her! What do you mean though about it just being DJing? Were they the DJs? You mean they didn't sing, it was mostly for dancing? They're music has a lot of samples and stuff in it, isn't it a lot like DJing but with singing as well? Do they play instruments normally as well as…