Disqus, I already know what you did this weekend, I can see chewed up posts everywhere.

Claudia! I'm looking forward to hearing about everything from your haunted library right through to Cibo Matto and shopping! I hope the mistake wasn't TOO major. I'm a bit worried now that you accidentally got tickets to Bob Seger instead of Cibo Matto. I'm glad you had fun though! Please let me know about…

The photo was taken by M. Muller, on his phone, accidentally, in a theatre, during a movie, while he paced back and forth arguing with a landscape gardener.

For the last few weeks I've been very slowly making my way through The Parade's Gone By…, which must be the thickest collection of early Hollywood stories ever collected in one volume. Its amazing, the best bedtime reading ever.

Disqus, did you change your shampoo? Because you smell like green apples today instead of lilac.

That is Pete Campbell! If Pete Campbell was less evil, though. The actual Pete Campbell as a language coach would probably be losing his temper and storming out and slamming the door.

Disqus, if your soul ever tries to leave this computer I'll switch the power off so fast you won't believe it.

I'm glad you cleared things up with your head teacher about Cibo Matto. I would have done the same thing otherwise by saying I was sick! Totally reasonable! I wouldn't even have pretended very hard the next day at school if the head teacher asked if I was feeling better. I'd do a few fake coughs and say "oh yeah…

Disqus, do you have Royal Blood? According to the ad right above you, your last name may tell you. So what is your last name, Disqus? Its probably Grimsby or something.

I'm glad you are putting your foot down about Cibo Matto! There are so many festivals and ceremonies and you get so few days off, NO WAY can they take Cibo Matto from you! Nobody should grumble about you not helping clean up either, they should all be happy for you that you are going to the concert.

Disqus, I will say this for you, you've never given me a paper cut.

I've never heard Pizzicato Five before, I love their sound! The horns! Its so loungy and easy! Can you understand any of the lyrics? Oh, I just got to the end, I love the Oooooo!

Disqus, when there's no one around do you drive around in here on your dirt bike making skid marks everywhere, trying to look cool?

That giant singing head! Oh yeah, that is pretty creepy.

Disqus, you are the Wayne Gretzky of post thieves.

I'm relieved to know that you and EB are staying together! I hope you go to the same school too and can keep walking home together. Would you have to attend Mass and things at the Catholic school? If EB can't go there, then I hope that's not where you go. My elementary school had separate doors for girls and boys!…

Disqus, one day everyone is going to go back to books and writing letters by hand and then you will have to find a new job. Don't even think of using me as a reference on your resume.

BOO to summer classes and BOO to jumping and throwing balls for no reason. What happens if you can't throw the ball far enough? If the point is to get the ball as far away from you as possible, I'd just place it on the ground and then walk away from it until they thought it was far enough away to pass the test.

Disqus, are these extra posts we have to give you like some kind of power trip for you?

I wish you could get that move over with sooner so it wouldn't be hanging in the air. I'm glad you are feeling positive about it! I know we'll move again eventually and I both look forward to it and dread it. Your move won't be during school will it? Will you have to be doing schoolwork and packing and everything…