Disqus, I can smell your Axe body spray from inside the internet.

Your dream is a lot deeper than mine. Your dream makes me think that you are thinking a lot about This One Summer. You have very anxious dreams sometimes. Are things particularly unsettling for you now? Is the upcoming move and your cousin's back and your recent tests and just everything that's going on, do you…

Disqus, do you read our posts at an angle so the last paragraphs seem really long and the first ones short?

I'm sorry those tests are still ruining your days long after taking them.

Disqus, at the speed of light do you get all stretched out like D i s q u s?

I've been reading about how bad it is to sit all day, especially if you don't have a workstation that is specifically designed for you. I try to not sit for very long in one position but its hard in the winter when the only way to stay warm is to sit inside my sleeping bag! So I use it as an excuse to take naps. …

Disqus, how about you give us the prize of leaving our posts where we put them?

That was so nice of you and EB to get that belt for your cousin! Will she need to wear it forever or just until her treatment is done? She is going to rest until she's better, right? She isn't standing all day at the convenience store, is she?

Disqus, in the 70s before the internet did you sneak around in earthtone bellbottoms stealing letters off of people's desks?

I don't know why tuna and corn on a pizza makes me feel ill but it just does! I eat a lot of tuna, too. And I could really go for some corn on the cob although mostly I'm into corn for the butter. Which reminds me, I'm thinking of trying to make my own theatre popcorn. I've been researching different ways to make…

Disqus, you steal posts from the poor and read them to the rich.

That is so good that her hernia can be taken care of without an operation. Does the procedure hurt? Does she have to pay each time or are the treatments covered? How does health care work for you? Is it through insurance or is everyone covered? Health care here is covered but teeth are not! So if your lip hurts,…

Disqus, is it possible to step into your world if I just squish myself up against the screen?

A hernia. You mean she just found this out right now? I'm so glad its been diagnosed because I've heard that they can be very serious. Did the zapping thing make her feel better? Did it actually fix it or does she need to go back regularly for treatments? Does she expect a full recovery? Your cousin sounds like…

Disqus, make yourself useful and delete my extra post.

I accidentally replied to to your last post instead of creating a new post! So I cut it out and pasted it into here, but now I guess its here twice unless I can get rid of the first one.

Ignore this reply! My post should be above where it belongs, I accidentally put it here but hopefully its gone now!

Disqus, do you steal our posts and give them to the poor? I think you keep them for yourself, Disqus.

Claudia, that is the greatest invention ever, glasses that can change frames! You have to design them and patent them quick! Even if it was just the same frame but in dozens of different colours, that would sell billions!

Disqus, don't mess with me today or I'll bite you in half.