What’s your point, Kid?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s trickle down economics.

Look at the high roller over here making it rain blizzards.

#firstworldunproblems

Because hopefully something somewhere will bring you joy and you can stop being a grouch.

Because you apparently hate free stuff and also good things in life? 

I was really hoping they would go “Nothing really matters anyway! Drink Diet Coke!”

“Thundercunt” is such a great insult.