What’s your point, Kid?

I watched this same footage last night on the NASA YouTube, and it’s even cooler the second time around. My only gripe is that there wasn’t a flat-earther strapped to the top.

Self-hate.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s trickle down economics.

Look at the high roller over here making it rain blizzards.

#firstworldunproblems

Because hopefully something somewhere will bring you joy and you can stop being a grouch.

Because you apparently hate free stuff and also good things in life? 

I was really hoping they would go “Nothing really matters anyway! Drink Diet Coke!”

It’s almost like the rest of the civilized world thinks the USA is not so civilized.

“Thundercunt” is such a great insult.