This is the waterslide-video equivalent of blue balls with its cameras facing every direction but the direction I wanted to see. If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

I guess you can't get Cigar City up there, which is a shame. Jai Alai is as good as most of these (the white oak-aged version is very different, equally-good, but different) though my favorite out of that brewery is any of the numerous iterations of Hopped on the High Seas.

Net margin of victory? Poaching an example from your chart, I'd argue that the '71 Bucks scoring +49 in a 4-game series is more dominant than the '60 Celtics scoring +55 in a 7-game series. The Spurs look like the most dominant by either calculation, I'm just curious about why you presented it as net margin of…

"Why My Bosses Should Make More Money" is a real savvy paper for an intern to write.

I'm from the planet where grownups should be allowed to fight other consenting grownups. If you don't want to fight Mike Brady's ex boyfriend DON'T FUCKING FIGHT HIM.

"and BOOM! Livejasmine comes on."

I despise reporting like this. Gambling streaks are NOT real! The finding is that gamblers tend to make lower risk bets when on a hot streak and vice versa. The way this is phrased and charted is deceptive and blatant click bait.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Can we stop using the euphemism "decorative cake" for these inedible, shitty sugar sculptures? And "baker" for failed artist/pastry chef?

"The Red Sox either haven't noticed or don't care, because no one's approached Pineda about it yet."

Didn't the factory move to Irwindale specifically because the city welcomed them?

Responses like this are what is driving me away from Deadspin. I mean I understand the need to be cool and edgy and not follow the old paradigm of respecting your customers, but do they have to be so damn defensive about everything? Some of the Deadspin writers/bloggers have embarrassingly thin skin, especially Tom…

You shouldnt post shitty stuff like this or talk to your customers like that.

Hey, way to give Tigers fans another rock solid justification for the last two MVP votes.