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Someone willing to commit felony sexual assault is not going to let a minor misdemeanor illegal bathroom usage law stop them from committing a more serious crime.

Someone once dared me to be great, didn’t work out.

...they did weird skits like “Pigs in Space.”

You had Rock of Gayges right there.

The actual riots were largely initiated by people of color and transgenders, not a straight acting blond white dude. White-washing an actual historical event means race is certainly an issue.

You’re killing me Will. Could you at least give them something other than the D?

Nah, this is the needlessly dismissive bullshit that keeps people on the diet-exercise hamster wheel, frustrated that their progress plateaus quickly and abandoning all hope until they suck it up for their next diet-exercise cycle.

Probably not bad but the salt and lime slices would be uncomfortable.

Wow, so it’s not okay to be an “asshole” by reclining your seat, but it’s perfectly fine to be an actual asshole if the person in front of you does. Get fucked.

“Knowingly harm others”. Being a little dramatic? As I mentioned, sitting at 90 degrees for the duration of a flight causes me at minimum a week of severe back pain and I’m grateful flights built in the reclining capabilities or I’d be truly fucked. That said, do I just ram my seat back? Absolutely not. You always

Inform him that perhaps the exit row would’ve been a better selection and fuck his knees right up.