What should we call this guy?

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Yes...the most devastating personnel departure was Scott Brooks...

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

Nice.

Nice.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

less weird than how trump ends up on third

There is a big market out there for parents who believe their children should suffer just a little bit on their birthdays. Would you considering opening yourselves up to that market by being rented out individually or as a team for “Live Blogging Experiences” at children’s birthday parties?

Kevin Draper.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

i sure hope everything is ok with that woman’s vagina.

I Haiti puns.

*WNBA Boardroom*

if we changed the list to be the most punchable face/voice combo, he would win that contest by a large margin.

Bias raised the temperature in a room in a way very few other public figures would have. He was young and healthy and famous, and he'd just been drafted by the Boston Celtics, which made his death a matter of immediate political utility for a powerful Massachusetts Democrat trying feverishly to outflank Republicans on…