You joke, but literally a week ago Trump gutted a key airline safety committee.

Shut the fuck up Donny!

Im assuming the heli was in the wrong and flying through the literal glideslope for landing on that runway.  Not sure on the rules for that especially it being a military flight.

DEI hire in Reagan ATC for sure. Or maybe the helicopter pilot’s second cousin is trans. Or maybe this is why we should re-designate them Sikorsky “White-Hawks.”

But seriously, this is horrible. My heart is with all the victims and their families. Accidents happen and that doesn’t make it okay, but the cynic in me is…

I just, have no words for this.

You mean on set?  /s

Fox News is going to get ahold of this story, twist it completely out of context, and start ranting that the Apollo program was all Woke DEI bullshit and a national disgrace because all the astronauts were women’s underwear-wearing transvestites.

Q. What do they call executives at Playtex?

No surprise here. Playtex is in the business of defying gravity.

Zero issues with that. Had they picked some random contractor, they would’ve taken 6 years to design a suit and charged NASA $65M probably. 

“One small step for man, all day comfort for mankind.”

BRA-VO! BRA-VO!!!

Makes sense to go to a bra manufacturer.

Honestly the best space engineers still work with boobs all day. 

How is it 2025 and I just found out that our best early space engineers worked with boobs all day?

“...when spectators can walk right up to the racing surface.”

Looks like this was like a transit stage, they’re supposed to follow the rules of the road and are driving amongst the public - not a closed course, there would be spectators watching the parade of racecars going by though.

I thought the rubber in the tires insulated them? 

Here’s what happens when a plane is struck by lightning...