The mafia can make a lot of money, but that doesn’t make what they do right.

The only satisfaction I take is that you Trumper morons are too stupid to realize that all of the cruelty you wish on others will come right back on you.

however bad it gets, it’s definitely would have been worse under Harris... so it’s actually good!

I guess it depends who we’re talking about. Let’s remember that it wasn’t the MAGA die-hards that gave him the last election. They of course want to claim his victory means “the people” are behind his every campaign agenda item, but this just isn’t true.

And we worried about President Biden being unfit. God help us.

Also, if you were so unfortunate to watch his speeches for the overflow crowds, you would have witnessed a brain dump from a senile old man. All I heard was mumble, mumble, mumble, Nancy Pelosi 10,000 troops, mumble, mumble, mumble. Nothing of substance, just a stream of consciousness while looking sidecocked at the…

Hey, Xenu’s gotta upgrade from DC8's eventually... 750 million years is a hell of a long operational life.  

Revenge for all the bird strikes?

Finally, I’ll be able to cross “poop at the speed of sound” off my bucket list!

I’ll believe it when I see Tom Cruise hanging off the side one in Mission: Impossible 10

It is not a joke ... dear god.

I’m just going to stop watching the news for the next four years.

Unsure if this is a joke or not... Afraid to Google and find out.

Then we should encourage him to eat more cheesburgers.

If I can take one good thing from this election cycle, it’s that it really made me look at my consumerism habits and go “dude, wtf are you doing?”

Even the minister who said the prayer at the inauguration has launched a crypto coin, $LORENZO. The money changers really have taken over the temple.

I’m up in Canada and I can say there is plenty of nervousness here about what’s to come for the US.  Unfortunately we are tied to the US in more ways than we care to admit and will ultimately suffer right along side you as Captain Creamsicle does his worst impression of a president.  This will be a long 4 years ahead…

We really should take a look at how much shit we buy though. Like fuck Trump and everything he stands for, but also, maybe we need to temper our consumerism just a tad.

The biggest problem with that is the people who wanted this are too stupid to know why things are more expensive. They’ll be blaming Biden/Dems for the next 4 years for anything that goes wrong while praising Trump for anything that goes well in their life. Any real correlation or causation will be completely ignored. 

The grift in this administration is going to be mind-blowing. He and the first Mattress Pad have already launched their crypto currencies, and that, I’m sure, is just the beginning. Truly a sad new era for America.