Everything about this makes me sad. There’s a classic underneath all that shit somewhere.

Time for this guys wife to revoke his CriCut privileges and for penance make him spend some time with a hair dryer or heat gun. ND for the dash toupee alone.

I would need to determine the costs to “un-funk” the entire car back to semi-original.  NP if it can be subtracted from the asking price.

And if the owner was around, I’m sure he’d only entertain offers for what he paid or more. He knows what he’s got.

$15 billion hit? Meh.....so he goes from ~$230 bill to $215 bill (on paper). Assuming he lives another ~30 years, that just means he must reduce his daily spending from $20.9 million to $19.5 million.  I’m guessing this will not lead to any undue hardships on his part.

Qatar is my personal fave for international business.  Turkish is solid too.  

What was the down-side to your solution?

American doesn’t have Business Class domestically. So Economy, and First. International gets Business Class, which is infinitely better than domestic first, which is just a bigger chair*

I mean, if you’ve ever dealt with bed bugs, it’s a little different than bees. A few bed bugs can quickly cause an infestation that is very difficult to get rid of. Not saying a passenger couldn’t have brought it on board, but it’s definitely something an airline should want to clamp down on quick and isn’t “just some…

Good thing he is an ‘innovator’ what you described is a subway system that has only been around for 100+ years...someone needs to send him a memo.

So it’s like a minibus, only shittier, and the seats are arranged so you have to look strangers in the eye... Fuck that noise.

At this point, you’re a complete fool if you believe a word that man says.

Making rides less expensive for consumers is only way that autonomous transportation would make any sense at all, which is most certainly won’t, so who gives a flying shit.

Frankly I preferred the original.

By the way, that AI generated “van” thing was fed this train (art deco streamliner):

He promised autonomous full self driving “next year” back on 2016, so the 2027 promise will mark a full decade of unrealistic promises.

About the Optimus.

None of these things are actually mean to exist, which is why there are no details: They’re just meant to make gullible rubes go “ooh, aah” and pump the stock the next day and keep the grift afloat a little longer.

Sure the stock is tanking after everyone collectively began to realize that the emperor has no clothes and is just hocking miracle tonics, but I guess they don’t realize that it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

a 20 passenger van with tesla’s FSD and no human override controls? I can’t see the robovan being anything but an art deco toaster of death