You have no idea.

Cybertruck....Cybertruck....does all the things a brick can do

Not gonna lie, I’ve been playing a lot of Ace Combat lately and until I started the article I was real confused

Headlight wipers.

This is most definitely a case of “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Could be worse.

{furiously scribbles notes}...design and build gigantic but moveable magnifying glass...contact DoD and people who hate their neighbors....talk to patent lawyer...

What a terrible idea. Imagine if you had someone that really didn’t like you and they decided to light up your house all night? I am getting a bit sick of the “move fast, break something” mentality that has no regard for anything but themselves.

Tech bros are the modern day conmen.

I’ll take “Shit we shouldn’t be doing” for $500, Alex. 

So some dudes got high watching old Jame Bond movies and thought “we could totally do that!!”

It’s not “first class” as you would think of coming from Europe / Middle East.

They do, and it’s absurdly overpriced, more than twice the price of Delta’s First Class on the random flights I just searched.

Can he argue that the car stopped while he was sleeping, picked up said drugs from a Tesla mule without him knowing, then drove off leaving him unawares?

“Don’t commit two crimes at the same time”

I think he’s gotta plead ignorance here. If someone had only told him that this sort of thing was frowned upon.

Yes, I had to google to make sure, but as the ACJ220 name implies, it is based on the A220, specifically the A220-100.

Am I going to have to suck on a few extra paper straws, so rich people can use this guilt free? 

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.