It was probably a pre-arranged signal, but President Dementia forgot what it was supposed to mean.

Honestly, I think he and his advisors think that if he starts a war, and war is either continuing while the election takes place, or has been won, he’ll win easily. There is a certain part of the electorate who thinks voting against the president during a war is wrong for some reason, and I’m damn sure he’ll trot…

I hope they throw your hatless butt in jail for that brilliant piece of wordplay.

... who thinks Nazis are just fine.

Alternative name: Tel Afib

There's no actual buildings, just a sign, and they're already trying to presell units? This is definitely a Trump project. 

She asked if they had iodine.

This is noted in Higginbotham excerpt.

“It’s still the individual parent, who is raising this child, that has the fundamental right to decide what happens with their child in all facets of their life,” Montesano said, according to the Times.

“But but but muh 1st Amendmunt!!!”

Congrats! D&D is the best and you picked one of the most fun classes to play as. My advice for your first game would be:

Make sure you grab Vicious Mockery and read up on bad puns and D&D dad jokes before you play.

Prepare a list of insults and cast vicious mockery on all of the enemies.

We live in a post-right-click age.

The earth is a D20 and we are currently all on a 1.

Um, there are potentially legitimate, academic questions about the safety of everything, from organic food to taking a shower.

Here’s my chart:

“Democratic socialism” as proffered by folks like Bernie is literally just plain old social democratic welfare state capitalism. It’s bizarre to see this shit get turned on its head over and over again when these terms have had well-recognized, accepted meanings for over 100 years. 

You realize there are just as many theories of capitalism right?