There was a time when I mocked the sort of person who’d use payday loan services. I figured any goober who’d read the “Borrow $200, Pay Back $203!” sign and not understand that the implicit caveat in that advertisement was, “Assuming you pay your loan back the same day you took it out,” was probably a mark who was…

It’d be nice to see people have the same level of outrage towards Trump and his actions that they were able to muster about the last season of Game of Thrones. 

It is the deep-seated, existential dread evoked by witnessing the rising of that Lovecraftian baby-sun, gazing down upon our works with a disinterest born of the knowledge that we are but a passing dream for minds that sleep for eons.

Implement a feature that allows a streamer to ban anyone from their channel that used a particular emote (from the list of emotes that are frequently used in a racist manner) within the past 1-5 minutes. The first time a user gets banned from a channel via this moderation feature, they receive a warning. The next time…

Only to fucking discover it didn’t actually save them a penny as their currency and economy immediately ate shit, just like the Remain campaign, economists, and, uh, literally everyone else was saying.

Well none of this would be a problem if they would just hire her at a nice all-white charter school. Someone turn on the DeVos signal!

They all think he’s some kind of magic orange savior, who will come charging to the rescue on a white horse as soon as they get caught being publicly sexist &racist &c. You see this a lot in those drunken viral cellphone videos, where the attacking baboon abruptly invokes Trump’s name out of nowhere.

Does this bitch REALLY think that Trump combs through his tweets and personally addresses each one? Like he ignores all the people dunking on him but reads, responds, and solves problems for all the supporters that tweet at him??

Yep there were 2 sides to this story:

I like Dogma as is but I would love Dogma with Janeane Garofalo in the lead. 

Yeah, regardless of how you feel about Kevin Smith, dude does not seem like a guy that would creep on an actress and then talk shit about her after she rebuffs him—I’m inclined to take him at his word.

Also it’s not remotely true - Columbus didn’t prove the world was round, despite that being taught in a depressingly large number of schools for a depressingly long time.

And poor Linda Fiorentino. She got dicked.

Fiorentino had a reputation for being “difficult,” but knowing what we know now, I’d imagine that was a euphemism for “doesn’t want to fuck the producers.”

I’m with you on this, but can we maybe disentangle the debate about reproductive rights from a discussion about eugenics? There are many good, sensible arguments for family planning services. “Those people have too many babies!”, which is the terminus of just about every debate I’ve ever had that discusses…

1997 was such a wild year. We got Men in Black, Starship Troopers, and Austin Powers the same year as Spawn, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (still the only movie I’ve ever walked out on), and Batman & Robin.

Slightly unrelated but I came across this wedding photo the other day and cracked a smile.

Brits got game.

Mom???!!!!

There’s only one logical way to do this.