I really need to play Shadow Tactics. It’s been lost in my steam library for 2 years. The worst part of living in the golden age of games is not having enough time to enjoy it. 

There’s a kind of parent who regards their children as stage props in the melodrama that is their own life, rather than people in their own right. Their focus is not on what’s best for the child, but what will garner maximum attention and praise for them, the parent.

Do they consider indoor plumbing an insult to everyone who grew up with an outhouse?

“People are so weird,” Callahan agreed.

shut it all down.  you win interwebs today, frank!!!!

Callahan was also, unsurprisingly, confused about the bear.

Maybe a brown bear would be named Ron. But I feel like Grizzly bears need badass names, like Shooter, or Thor.

“What if he gave me a virus somehow?” she asked, worriedly.

“There is no evidence that medication abortion is possible; telling patients otherwise is unethical”

They elected a comedian, we elected a joke.

On the other hand, he’s got a small hand.

GTFO of here with this pseudo-eugenicist bullshit.

I know a certain ignorant old man who does nothing else but watch TV all day and believes just about everything he sees on it (as long as it's not CNN). Just sayin'.

If you know a more effective way to store tin foil and conceal baldness, I would like to hear it.

The Lincoln reference is actually pretty appropriate because Sanders and Biden were both officers aboard the USS Monitor when she fought the CSS Virginia at Hampton Roads. 

How dare you.

Grandchildren.

Time had Hitler as “Man of the Year” in 1938, the year he annexed Austria and the Sudetenland of Czechoslovakia; they certainly didn’t select him for his positive influence.

The blurb is bullshit, but the influential 100 isn’t a list of good people, it’s a list of influential ones, which he is. He belongs on the list, but his blurb should have been written by someone who can explain factually why he’s influential and not just lick his asshole because they are an actual villain from a…

“I’m not a religious leader, and I’m not a scientist either, so it’s my job to weigh both sides,”...