Yes, adolescent-onset slutty autism.

Sluts with autism, right?

Yeah, but the vaccine turns our girls into slutty slutty sluts.

For those of us that aren’t part of the cult here at Splinter, that “centrists” thing you guys hurl at dissent isn’t the cutting remark you imagine it to be.

Totally normal site with totally respectable journalistic standards.

Did you seriously refer to him as “my Dad”? Christ, that’s pathetic.  

I do feel that it should be noted that the tone of this article would be dramatically different if literally any other candidate had made this decision- there’d be a lecture about breaking with the party, a diatribe giving aid to Fox and maybe a snide accusation about “Fox’s candidate” or “why are Democrats and…

I think in your first article about Tia, it was mentioned they had a “trained psychic” on board. Not an untrained psychic, mind you, but a trained one.

I hate to repeat myself but I’m going to go ahead and copy/paste this here:

Scumbag

Because if they’re using Anthem’s bones for DA4 that means we’re getting exactly what nobody wants: a live services Dragon Age.

As much fun as these can be to read, make no mistake: a lot of careers are dead because of this. You’ve got people who fought tooth and nail to get jobs with BioWare and have big BioWare successes on their resume who are probably looking for work in other software development because of two big fail ships.

As a Canadian, it’s so crazy to me that so many Americans hate the concept of universal healthcare, primarily due to the tax increase having it requires. The yearly cost of health insurance is soooo much more than the extra I pay in taxes (plus i’ll never go bankrupt from getting sick)! Aside from the obvious moral…

Live venomous snakes on a springboard that launches when the lid is opened, followed by a confetti cannon, and then a MIDI instrumental of Can’t Touch This plays over and over as everyone dies in agony.

Yeah EA was at fault for Frostbite, which granted is a big hurdle but Bioware had. Seven. Years. and barely had a outline of a game. Sorry but at some point, that’s on bioware. More time for them to hem haw around without deciding on anything wasnt going to all of a sudden change and turn things around.

The robots take over, but no one notices because twitter and instagram.

I read that and thought--Chipotle?

The original Nokia phone and a surprisingly reasonable Cingular plan.  

...you’re reaching a bit. My reading of the article was that the direction for the game, aside from standard check-ins by upper management and those fucking stupid Frostbite and Live Service requirements, largely game from within Bioware.

Frostbite’s razor blades were buried deeply inside the Anthem team, and it would prove impossible to stop the bleeding.