Oh, come on. Just having fun.

This is shocking. Strike! Strike en masse, strike until the airline cries “uncle”. Ask for 50k starting wage and every second of work time counted. When the airline threatens the attendants, the pilots should start a strike, backing their crews. Strike until AA folds.

I’m laughing to myself, like a maniac, on the train. Thanks :P

Thank you!

Literally no idea. Zero.

That was exactly my reaction. Super-ND.

I think I'd rather set $4500 alight. I'd have moderate fun and might get a bit warm. More useful than this pile. ND, if that wasn't clear from my comment.

GAZ 13 and 14...

Jesus is a Vespa hipster?!

The fact that nationalist halfwits existed in 1925 does not surprise me. The fact that we still bow to them does.

I like it. If we could knock a couple of K off the price, we'd come to an agreement.

Yes, Realpolitik and all that. Still, we need more of what 4jim posted. War is never good. Killing is never righteous.

Hey! For your information, the Yugo was a great... yea ok. It was trash. So bad it was kinda good? Or cool?

Tell them, “some of them are listening. And grinning wide”. We don't hold it against anyone. Pilots are ok in our book. Be safe.

My wife and I fly relatively often and we make a game out of “how much of the Captain’s announcement are we going to understand”. Usually the “ladies and gentlemen” is clear - and protracted. It is then often followed by the fastest and most garbled speech ever. Then “sit back and enjoy the flight”.

It was an (american) power cord that damaged our beautiful Airbus.

As others have pointed out, Norwegian lawyers, teachers, carpenters don't necessarily want to get to work with sweat circles on their clothes.

Did they tell him how bad the chip really is and that it will almost certainly fail soon? If yes, I retract the “hapless” comment. If no, Neuralink is liable.

Waiting for the “Boeing wasn’t at fault, the dumb pilots crashed perfectly fine planes” apologists.

Even if there was no risk (any surgery, and that includes the brain type, comes with risks), do you want a useless lump of silicone and metal living in your skull? I’d say no. They knew it was a dud and implanted it anyway. That’s Mengele-level “medicine” right there.